The New Year tradition is making resolutions is as ancient as the New Year itself. In ancient Rome citizens of the first democracy began each year by addressing the god Janus (who gave his name to the first month of the year) and making promises to him.
During the medieval times knights took the Peacock Vow, which was a way of reaffirming their commitment and loyalty to the chivalry. They actually placed their hands on a peacock while taking the vow. The peacock, by the way, could have been live, or roasted. Both worked.
Since then the practice of making a New Year’s Resolution took a more casual form, framing the conversation mostly around loosing weight or starting to exercise (well, ok, and drinking less.)
What’s All That Got To Do With Online Slots?
If you were a slot machine, what would be your New Year’s Resolution? Would it be to Give Give Give – increase your Return To Player ratio and double your Max Prize? Or you would go the other way and scale down your bet lines, clamp down the Jackpot win?
That’s basically the only two possible routes as far as New Year’s Resolutions for a slot machine. Unfortunately, we have a much wider scope of deciding to do stuff and then, more often than not, not actually doing it.
So what is the secret to making a solid resolution and then having the willpower to keep it? We have no idea. Why are you asking us? We are an online slots company. We make fun and lucrative video slots so you could have a good time and win money along the way. We are not, in any way, a go-at-it guru. That’s not how we roll; or spin.
But we do know a thing or two about online slots and, we are on the cusp of a new year, so we thought to compile some suggestions for you, the online slots fan. Here we go:
Prime Slots’ Suggestions for New Year’s Resolutions of the Online Slots Fan
1. Be adventurous, try new slots. You have your favourites, those lucky charms that always treat you well; that’s alright. But here and there, give a chance to the new and unfamiliar.
Stay tuned for our healthiest resolution:
2. Don’t snack and spin. We all spend enough time snacking; we snack during work, we snack while we watch the telly, we even snack in the kitchen when we cook – ! Also, there is the eye-hand coordination thing… it can get messy. You wanted to grab that buttery crumpet but accidentally grabbed the computer mouse, it clicked and you lost a spin. Not pleasant.
3. Watch less telly. We’re not sure how it relates to online slotting, but we wanted to throw it in there.
4. When your spouse tells you to stop playing, do it. Don’t argue. Don’t try to say that you’ve only been playing for 20 minutes (you both know that’s not true.) Don’t promise that you’ll go for dinner tomorrow. And definitely, under no circumstances, ignore. Seriously, you don’t want to do that.
And most importantly:
5. Don’t be too hard on yourself when you break your resolutions in February. You are only 11 months aways from making new ones.
PrimeSlots’ New Year’s Resolution
Provide the best video slot games in the world and help our customers win more and have more fun.
We are excited and looking forward for the year to come – 2015. It will be our fourth year delivering the ultimate online slot experience to players all around the globe. We have many new slot games lined up for 2015, all truly innovative and exciting, taking it to the next level.
We take this opportunity to thank everyone at our company for a job fantastically done, and send well wishes to all our customers. We love doing what we do and we will continue doing exactly that next year, and the year after that…
Happy New Year everyone!